follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

(via rneerkat)

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

(via comedyismymajor)

"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)

(Source: emilys-nostalgia, via perks-of-being-chinese)

radsanta:

radsanta:

a cute boy randomly started texting me and is being rly nice to me?//????

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I HATE BOYS

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(via hi)

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

(via sniffing)

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via chitaa)