maritzac:

what boxes

(via chitaa)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via youarestrongerthanyourfears)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

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snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via hi)

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

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